A Letter to America – Your Coffee is Shit

For a country fueled on caffeine, your coffee is pure shit. I’ve been here 6 times and every time I order a coffee all I get is a mug of hot coffee-flavoured water. Even in posher places where I think yes, this will definitely be good. No. Just black shit. There’s always bubbles too. Coffee shouldn’t have bubbles. It should have a nice crema coating the surface of the silkiest black gold.

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2 Responses to “A Letter to America – Your Coffee is Shit”

  1. james Says:

    If you are ever in Lenox Mass Check out the coffee shop there. Best. Ever (ps its the only shop in town so it shouldn’t be hard to find.)

  2. Guy Says:

    Hahaha

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